Welcome to this collection of 51 freaky quotes! This compilation has been lovingly curated over the years, and contains some of the most bizarre, creepy, and downright unsettling sayings that have ever been uttered.
Whether you’re looking for a new horror movie tagline, or simply want to creep out your friends, these quotes are sure to do the trick. So without further ado, let’s get started…
Freaky Quotes List
This collection of freaky quotes provides a little bit of everything, so you’re sure to find something that catches your attention.
Whether you’re looking for a good scare or some food for thought, these freaky quotes are sure to leave an impression. Enjoy!
| “My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she said.” – Unknown |
| “When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.” – Unknown |
| “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” – Lily Tomlin |
| “There is a journey we must take, to go from the known, to the unknown.” – Rumi |
| “The darkest hour is just before the dawn.” – Proverb |
| “In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.” – Friedrich Nietzsche |
| “We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.” – Anais Nin |
| “I’m not really sure what I am supposed to be doing with my life.” – Unknown |
| “Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson |
| “I can’t go on. I’ll go on.” – Samuel Beckett |
| “There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” – Albert Einstein |
| “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln |
| “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” – Charles Baudelaire |
| “Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.” – Mary Schmich |
| “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” – Mae West |
| “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” – Mark Twain |
| “Don’t knock mast*rbation — it’s s*x with someone I love.” – Woody Allen |
| “If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?” – Bette Midler |
| “S*x is like bridge: If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West |
| “I’m not really a man, I’m a mixture of a monkey and a chicken.” – Charles Manson |
| “Humanity is just a virus with shoes.” – Charles Bukowski |
| “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” – Clarence Darrow |
| “You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.” – Mark Twain |
| “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people He gives it to.” – Dorothy Parker |
| “There is no sanctuary of virtue like poverty.” – George Sand |
| “Pleasure is the flower that passes; remembrance, the lasting perfume.” – Jean de Henri Estienne |
| “Of life’s two chief prizes, beauty and truth, I found the first in a loving heart and the second in a diligent mind.” – Marie Tussaud |
| “Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.” – Faith Baldwin |
| “You’re not alone. Millions of people have the same dark thought every day.” – Bo Burnham |
| “I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell.” – Matchbox 20 |
| “I am sorry to say that there is too much truth in the remark that life is no longer lived, it is merely tolerated.” – Winston Churchill |
| “Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.” – Jonathan Safran Foer |
| “Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.” – George Bernard Shaw |
| “We are all broken, that’s how the light gets in.” – Ernest Hemingway |
| “And, when you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.” – Paulo Coelho |
| “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov |
| “I’m sorry I hurt you, I’m sorry you didn’t like what I did, but to be honest I don’t really care.” -Matrix fan |
| “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” -The Godfather |
| “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” -Jaws |
| “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” -The Wizard of Oz |
| “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” -Cool Hand Luke |
| “I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley.” -Airplane! |
| “E.T. phone home.” -E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial |
| “They’re here!” -Poltergeist |
| “May the Force be with you.” -Star Wars |
| “I see dead people.” -The Sixth Sense |
| “You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.” – Bill Watterson |
| “The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.” – Oscar Wilde |
| “People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” – Leo J. Burke |
| “I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” – Woody Allen |
| “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey |
| “I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – Rodney Dangerfield |
| “My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.” – Unknown |
| “There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t.” – Unknown |
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